One of the 3 who actually look at this thing...

Today I was looking at my blog, and once again thinking what a faithful blogger I am. Then I remember this e-mail that Valerie once sent me. I thoroughly enjoy pretty much everything Val writes or sends me, so I thought I would share this...

Dear Lisa Owens,

On behalf of Google, I would like to notify you of the public's increasing unhappiness with your blog. Google takes pride in it's blogging and yours has failed to live up the standard. You promised your readers at least one post a month and you have not thus fulfilled this promise. Nor have you yet to produce a certain piece of commissioned art. Though great art takes time and you have twenty-one years, twenty days, and nineteen hours before you must show some work. So in the matter of pathetic blogging, Google and I offer the following options:

1. Public flogging
2. Shunning by society as a whole
3. Death by stoning
4. Blogging, as you promised
   

Please inform Google of which option you would prefer, though based upon your blogging skills, a response isn't expected any time soon.

Sincerely,
Valerie Owens in cooperation with Google