Dear Lisa Owens,
On behalf of Google, I would like to notify you of the public's increasing unhappiness with your blog. Google takes pride in it's blogging and yours has failed to live up the standard. You promised your readers at least one post a month and you have not thus fulfilled this promise. Nor have you yet to produce a certain piece of commissioned art. Though great art takes time and you have twenty-one years, twenty days, and nineteen hours before you must show some work. So in the matter of pathetic blogging, Google and I offer the following options:
- Public flogging
- Shunning by society as a whole
- Death by stoning
- Blogging, as you promised
Sincerely,
Valerie Owens in cooperation with Google
5 comments:
I vote public flogging! (Or a blog post I guess)
Oh this is kind of funny. Because I haven't checked your blog in a month and I haven't updated mine in even longer... Whoops
haha, very nice letter Val. I love you Lisa!! I will stand up for you against the flogging.
Hey Lisa?
Remember last March when you blogged last? Gee that was kind of cool.
Val
PS: My word verification word is "lumetic" which is oddly similar to "lunatic." Coincidence? I think not. What it means? I know not.
This is the worst blog ever.
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